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Well said, Murph…. We suck. We sucketh badly…

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But you do not overcome getting whipped on the playground by the underclassmen who eat their boogers.

Lol. Awesomely true.

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That was nearly Shakespearean! Brilliant writing.. Being the Vikings we need a win or 2 to get vague hope and then Kirk to get corona to make a truly special Vikings Xmas

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On Thursday night, the Vikings should go all-out with the passing offense. Send Jefferson and Nwangwu deep and throw deep or to guys running under routes. The run-first offense isn't doing it -- pass the ball.

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Well this sums it up for me. Nothing but fastballs here in this piece. No bullshite curves. Time to perform slash and burn agricultural techniques to this organization with deep needs for player /staffing organ transplants.

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Great job Murph.

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This is absolutely fantastic. Let’s get a head start on our search and clean house after Thursday. Head coach, GM. I personally wouldn’t be opposed to a lame duck year for Kirk, but would have to coincide with drafting a qb.

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